ChRoNicLeS ‘v MoI

· Ang buhay ay parang bato, it’s hard.

· Better late than pregnant.

· Behind the clouds are the other

clouds.

· It’s better to cheat than to repeat!

· Do unto others … then run!!!

· Kapag puno na ang salop, kumuha na

ng ibang salop.

· Magbiro ka na sa lasing, magbiro ka

na sa bagong gising, huwag lang sa

lasing na bagong gising.

· When all else fails, follow

instructions.

· Ang hindi marunong magmahal sa

sariling wika, lumaki sa ibang bansa.

· To err is human, to errs is humans.

· Ang taong nagigipit … sa bumbay

kumakapit

· Pag may usok … may nag-iihaw

· Ang taong naglalakad nang

matulin … may utang.

· No guts, no glory… no ID, no entry.

· Birds of the same feather that prays

together … stays together.

· Kapag may sinuksok at walang

madukot, may nandukot.

· Walang matigas na tinapay sa gutom

na tao.

· Ang taong di marunong lumingon sa

kanyang pinanggalingan …. ay may

stiff neck.

· Birds of the same feather make a

good feather duster.

· Kapag may tiyaga, may nilaga. Kapag

may taga, may tahi.

· Huli man daw at magaling, undertime

pa rin.

· Ang naglalakad ng matulin, late na

sa appointment

· Matalino man ang matsing, matsing pa

rin.

· Better late than later.

· Aanhin ang palasyo kung ang nakatira

ay kuwago, mabuti pa ang bahay kubo,

sa paligid puno ng linga.

· Kapag maikli ang kumot, tumangkad ka

na!

· No man is an island because time is

gold.

· Hindi lahat ng kumikinang ay

ginto … muta lang yan.

· Kapag ang puno mabunga … mataba

ang lupa!

· When it rains … it floods.

· Pagkahaba haba man ng prusisyon …

mauubusan din ng kandila.

· Ang buhay ay parang gulong, minsan

nasa ibabaw, minsan nasa vulcanizing

shop.

· Batu-bato sa langit, ang tamaan …

sapul.

· Try and try until you succeed… or

else try another.

· Ako ang nagsaing … iba ang kumain.

Diet ako eh.

· Huwag magbilang ng manok kung alaga

mo ay itik.

· Kapag maiksi na ang kumot, bumili ka

na ng bago.

· If you can’t beat them, shoot them.

(Nalundasan)

· An apple a day is too expensive.

· An apple a day makes seven apples a

week. (really expensive)

Confusion takes over my brain.
I’m feeling a little bit insane.
What is the purpose of life?
Why do we even fight?
A hand reaches out from the grave.
Pulling me in and saying don’t be afraid.
Death has come to us all.
And no matter how hard you try,
you’re going to fall.
Falling down beneath the walls.
In the cracks you will crawl.
Trying to get away from it all.
And still you lie covered in gloom and
hatred for the world.
You try to scream but no ones there.
You are in the final stages.
A sudden pain shoots through your veins as
everything becomes clear.
You’re in a place you know not of.
You’re in a place far above.
You’re in a place were you feel no pain
and not everyone is the same,
and most of all you are in a place where
you will live in peace in God’s presence and grace.

Today is my father’s 8^th year death anniversary. I just want to lem him know that eventhough he is no longer here on earth to guide us, he’s been and will always be in my heart and in my thoughts. In life, we love you so….In death we love you more… I love you so much Papa!

ACROPHILIA

Arousal from heights

AGALMATOPHILIA

Attraction 2 statues

ANTHOLAGNIA

Arousal frm smelling flowers

ANTHROPOPHAGOLAGNIA

Rape w/ cannibalism

CHEMATISTOPHILIA

Arousal frm being charged for sex

COPROSCOPIST

Arousal frm watching a person defecate

DACRYPHILIA

Arousal frm seeing tears n d eyes of d partner

EPROCTOPHILIA

Arousal frm flatulence

KLEPTOLAGNIA

Arousal frm stealing

LAGNONECTOR

Person who kills in order to have sex w. corpse

MASCHALOPHILOUS

Arousal from armpits

MELOLAGNIA

Arousal from music

NECROPHILIA

Sex with corpses

SITOPHILIA

Arousal from food

TAPHERPHILIA

Arousal from being buried alive

Question: Why there are such words like these?

Answer: NECESSITY

* Are you over your EX?*

1. When you see him talking to other women, you:

:: SMILE TO MYSELF. THEY CAN HAVE HIM!

2. When the phone rings, your first thought to yourself is:

:: "ITS HIM! I KNEW HE’D COME BACK TO ME!" BWAHAHA! BUT NO. SORRY ONCE FELL FRM d MOUTH DONT EAT IT BACK…ITS DIRTY NA.HEHEHE

3. When you tell everyone you’re doing fine, your actually:

:: JABBING PINS INTO A VOODOO DOLL I NAMED AFTER HIM!(WICKED WITCH LAUGH)… KIDDING ASYD OF COURSE I WILL FEEL A BIT OF LOSS, BUT I KNOW ITS FOR THE BEST

4. Its a Friday night and you’re home alone watching TV. You:

:: BEMOAN MY SINGLE FATE, AND WISH ALL MY FRENZ DIDNT HAV BOYFRENDZ…JOKE! HUNKER DOWN AND ENJOY MY FAVE DVD. YEAH!

5. A guy you never noticed suddenly turns around in the hallway and asks you to the dance next weekend. Shocked, you:

:: IL SAY SURE AND HOPE MY EX CATCHES D 2 OF US SLOW-DANCING..HEHE..

6. Its your ex’s birthday, and this time you:

:: REMEMBER, BUT COULD CARE LESS.

* What kind of guy is right for you*

1. You are attracted to a guy who:

:: SNOWBOARDS OFF THE SIDE OF CLIPS, NYAHAHA!KINDA GUY INDEED…MAKES ME LAUGH.

2. Your ideal date is:

:: SUSHI AND A MOVIE.

3. Your guy’s extracurricular contribution at school would most likely be:

:: DEBATE TEAM? LOLZ! 

4. The most consistent part of your potential boyfriend’s wardrobe would have to be:

:: BUTTON-DOWN SHIRT, BASEBALL CAP/JAMAICAN BONNET HEHE, CHUCK TAYLORS/SKATER SHOES. 

5. Your dream guy drives a:

:: KARITON PULLED BY A BAKA/KALABAW! LMAO! SUV, CONVERTIBLE, HYBRID VEHICLE WIL DO. VROOM VROOOM…

6. Your ideal boyfriend would make after-hours contact by:

:: STANDING OUTSIDE  MY WINDOW…BWAHAHA!

*Are you ready for a boyfriend?*

1. When you think the word "boyfriend", you think it means:

:: MY SOCIAL LIFE IS OVER, HAHAHA!!! WELL, BF: A STEADY, DEVOTED GUY IN MY LIFE.

2. He’s all for going exclusive. You’re:

:: READY AND WILLING.

3. You love the sound of his voice, the feel of his hand in yours, but:

:: BUT NOTHING! HE’S PERFECT!

4. To you, being a good girlfriend means:

:: LETTING HIM BE HIMSELF, GETTING ALONG WITH HIS FRENZ, DEVOTE MY EVERY WAKING MINUTE TO HIS HAPPINESS. WOW!

5. Your friends think that you should:

:: I SHOULD WHAT? HMMM…BRING HIM AROUND THEM MORE OFTEN, SO WER ALL FRENZ…HEHEHE. 

6. You aren’t ready for a serious physical relationship, but:

:: iM WILLING 2 SEE WAT HAPPENS…